Application dating daughter
Every time you make a choice, you’ll win or lose a point (sometimes more than one) depending on the decision you make.
For example, if you choose to stare at your daughter’s ass and she catches you, you’ll lose 1 friendship point.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
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You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
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