Sex between a boy and a girl updating repositories
One of the most frustrating parts of being gay (especially if you live in a small town) is the reality of just how our dating pool truly is (which is why we literally need you to come out that closet and join us at the girl bar ASAP, please).
Most of us have already dated our way through our neighborhood gay scene, or are consumed with angst by the sad fact that all eligible/desirable girls are in Committed F*cking Relationships.
For it's your first look into the window of who we are, and we’re well aware of it.
If a girl picks out a cute, locally-sourced indie gem in Brooklyn, it’s very telling -- same goes for sports bar, posh hotel bar, dimly-lit lounge, or a five star f*cking restaurant.
On the flip, there is always the fear that if you wait too long to put out, he will get bored and flee the country of you, immigrating to a new girl.
How very different it is for Girl-Seeking-Girl: When fresh meat first comes into stock at our local lady market, lesbians will FLOCK to her with an epic intensity, akin to wild birds flying south to avoid the bitter chill of nuclear winter.
You’ve probably been suffering through sexless dates with men since you were that coveted teenage girl whom all the boys wanted in their yard.
It’s important to keep in mind, however, that there are quite a few KEY differences when you’re a girl-dating-a-girl that may (or may not) come as a surprise to your new sexually unshackled self. Lesbians inherently understand the utmost importance of first impressions, and we are mega aware the location we choose for the first date will be fully analyzed/broken down by the girl we are taking out.
If we happen to engage in a night of intoxicated, mind-blowing sex after the date #1, we won't tweet about what an easy harlot you are.
It will only strengthen our connection to you, because sex between two women is a remarkably collaborative, shared experience.
While men are notoriously terrified of settling down and missing out on the debaucheries of the bachelor life, the very opposite is true for a girl.